slapted

pseudo-hispanic slang for "slapped", which is pseudo-english slang for fucked

Last night, I slapted dat shit so hard, her mother called me to say "thank you".

by Marasmus March 23, 2003

ass-slaptastic

Adj: having the sufficent attractivness to be considered for ass slapping

man, weave's succubus sure is ass-slaptastic

by Evert July 19, 2005

vagina splatt

the cum that leaks out of a girls vagina after blowing your load in her.

dude you should have seen the vagina splatt that hit the floor after i fucked her.

dude you are about as useful as a vagina splatt right now.

by jiffster007 September 12, 2009

Ninja Splatter

1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.

Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.

by Ninja_Star October 21, 2011

Blap Splat

to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap

"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"

by millambar August 19, 2012

bug splat

A humorous term of art used by military drone operators to describe the remains of a human obliterated by a hellfire missile

The military slang for a man killed by a drone strike is "bug splat," since viewing the body through a grainy-green video image gives the sense of an insect being crushed.

by ssmhchr May 30, 2016

brat splat

The white goo a male releases after a good tug of his penis. Also known as jizz, cum or baby batter.

Im going to fire a load of brat splat all over the place.

by mmartynn June 2, 2018