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meatsword 

an un-normly large sword of meat.....as in man meat..yaa knoo?;)
i like watching the track team run by with their meatswords swaying back and forth.
meatsword by emilaayariann February 5, 2010
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meatsword 

a combat weapon comprised of pork product, most often of the sausage variety.
my foe jimmy had me pretty deep in the shit, but then i pulled out my meatsword and blapt him smack in the eye socket.
meatsword by zippers December 2, 2007

meat sword 

let me stab you with my meat sword, bitch
meat sword by Labrat October 30, 2003

massword 

When someone uses the same password for everything.
Bro 1: Bro, what's your password for the supplements site?
Bro 2: It's the same as the one I use for the lifting forums.
Bro 1: Oh right, you use a massword.
massword by Lulzon September 22, 2014

meatworld 

Real life, as opposed to online life. The place where people interact face to face. "Meat" is "People," as in bodies or flesh.

See "In the flesh."
He's got 466 Friends online, but only a sawyer's handful in the meatworld.

Ive been on this (dating) site since May '09. I took a break for 1.5 years when I had a steady GF, whom I met through friends in the meatworld.
meatworld by Bilham April 4, 2011

purple headed mushroom cap meat sword 

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,
a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

meatlord 

"ZAK, you are the MEATLORD"
meatlord by chrisbob October 10, 2006
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