2 definitions by mmartynn

1
The white goo a male releases after a good tug of his penis. Also known as jizz, cum or baby batter.
Im going to fire a load of brat splat all over the place.
by mmartynn May 03, 2018
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worst wrestler in the world, most commonly known as shit, crap and generally hated.
I just took a massive roman reigns in the work toilet.
by mmartynn April 03, 2017
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