Dancing With The Grim Reaper

How you tell your kids their dad isn’t coming home from the army. Popularised by Mikey Z’s hit song.

Child: Mum when’s papa coming home for Christmas
Mother: Jimmy, papa’s not coming home he was dancing with the grim reaper
Child:(Hysterical whining)
Mother:(Punches child to shut up)
Child:(“Has a nap”)

by Dr P. Fletcher December 15, 2018

1 trick reaper

A 1 trick reaper is someone who plays overwatch but only picks reaper. He wouldve played 24 hours but all of them wouldve just been him playing as reaper.

Lots of people hate 1 trick players but they dont care because they are normally masters at their character

They also never let anyone else use the chararcter

Man fcking 1 trick reaper wont let me play as him, Hes my main as well.

Normal:Can i please be reaper
1 trick: No stfu im a 1 trick i only play as reaper

by god man10101 January 2, 2019

Tiamat’s Rehabilitation

Tiamat’s Rehabilitation, also Tiamat Rehabilitation and Rehabilitation of Tiamat, is an idea and concept of Tiamatism that seeks on the rehabilitation and reformulation of goddess Tiamat into no longer as an evil Dragon or as a demon but as a primordial goddess with several forms and personalities. Tiamat’s Rehabilitation also seeks to rehabilitate Tiamat inside sumerian neopaganism and recover her role as an Important goddess and even write a whole modern and new mythology related to Tiamat such as write about her spiritual and philosophical teachings such as the ones of Tiamatism. Tiamat’s Rehabilitation also believes that Tiamat should be rehabilitated into a good and beautiful goddess and that’s the primordial personification of nature, universe and existence and the unity between physical-extraphysical, material-extramaterial and natural-extranatural.

“Tiamat’s Rehabilitation is a really good concept and idea, it might take some years or even decades until it completely start inside sumerian neopaganism and anunnakism. But that’s a great start related to herself and to the tiamatite ones.”

by Full Monteirism May 19, 2021

recap

To re-cap or put a cap back on a bottle.

Recap that brandy, it'll go flat!

by Ares Lathe November 18, 2004

Reaper

To be a reaper is to smoke ciggarettes and or hookah and brag about it on facebook. To be an reaper, you must brag about things that are not worthy of being talked about.

Reaper: Yo man I just had a hookah session with my homies.
Person: I dont give a fuck...

Reaper: My Impala is faster than your Lamborghini.
Person:...

by Greg Antonian March 29, 2013

rehabilitation

A sort of demolition derby/public execution hybrid, shown in the movie "Idiocracy"

As punishment for putting Brawndo out of business, the judge sentenced Not Sure to one night of rehabilitation

by rtv0587 November 29, 2010

Rehanging Parliament (UK)

When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)

Terminology

Hanging left :

. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party

In the middle (inside the underwear)

. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace

. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised

Hanging Right a.k.a:

. Voting Conservative

. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party

When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:

. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session

A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.

Wife: What are you doing?

husband: Rehanging parliament

Wife: What?

husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour

- Rehanging Parliament (uk)

by Mad_Jack January 2, 2011