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norwood reaper
The "norwood reaper" knocks at your door when you start to lose hair to take you to the "norwood cemetery".
The word norwood refers to the Hamilton–Norwood scale which is used to classify the stages of male pattern baldness.
Originally used at lookism.net and similar sites like looksmax.me the term eventually gained more popularity when it got introduced to the misc.
The word norwood refers to the Hamilton–Norwood scale which is used to classify the stages of male pattern baldness.
Originally used at lookism.net and similar sites like looksmax.me the term eventually gained more popularity when it got introduced to the misc.
A: I'm losing hair in the shower and it looks like my hairline starts to receed. I'm just 18?!
B: Norwood reaper takes all - looks like it's over.
B: Norwood reaper takes all - looks like it's over.
norwood reaper by norwoodreaper November 16, 2019
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bum reap
Bum reap is the act of harvesting someone's soul, in this case it is the soul of a homeless, or one with similar socioeconomic status that the label "bum" is appropriate, hence the name. The use of "bum reap" can be even more local than that of some person. It can apply to severed body parts (hand, torso, tentacles, etc.), cut off from the host individual, and made into a "bum" part.
Reaping a bum or a bum part are both encompassed by the meaning of the word 'bum reap', and to put someone's severed body parts to rest can be expressed as 'bum reaping them'.
The benefit of bum reaps are bountiful. By reaping the particular bum, or bum parts, they would be prevented from committing all sorts of heinous acts, or from mutating into a Gonadnarel and murder everyone. The harvested soul would then go on to fuel a celestial love machine, pumping love into the world. Hot love. Or "Hawt wuv" as it is so in a more sophisticated language.
Bum reaps are hence carried out in the name of hawt wuvs.
Reaping a bum or a bum part are both encompassed by the meaning of the word 'bum reap', and to put someone's severed body parts to rest can be expressed as 'bum reaping them'.
The benefit of bum reaps are bountiful. By reaping the particular bum, or bum parts, they would be prevented from committing all sorts of heinous acts, or from mutating into a Gonadnarel and murder everyone. The harvested soul would then go on to fuel a celestial love machine, pumping love into the world. Hot love. Or "Hawt wuv" as it is so in a more sophisticated language.
Bum reaps are hence carried out in the name of hawt wuvs.
bum reap by Some random fangirl April 24, 2013
reaper reminder
What you get the morning after tangling with a Carolina Reaper pepper, the burning sensation of taking the dump to get it out of your body.
Ted really went after it when he ordered 10 Carolina Reaper chicken wings last night. He powered through 6 and then tapped out, though he took the remaining four to-go and finished them later in the eve. The next morning he got the early morning reaper reminder and remained skittish about his PMBM that was coming later that day. The whole experience gave new meaning to heat seat.
reaper reminder by the comand'r February 4, 2021
Rehaballitation
The process by which an adult male gradually gets his masculinity back after an extended period of being emasculated by the women in his life.
Guy A: I'm so glad John is coming with us to Vegas this weekend. Since he got married five years ago he hasn't been on a guys weekend.
Guy B: Totally agree. The man is in need of some serious "Rehaballitation."
Guy B: Totally agree. The man is in need of some serious "Rehaballitation."
Rehaballitation by Robert Sacamano November 13, 2016
Lil Reaper
A young music artist from Simi Valley CA.
The founder of the brand “Bloody Paradox”.
Birth Name: Ivan Alexander Maradiaga.
Member of the label 630 Sound.
The founder of the brand “Bloody Paradox”.
Birth Name: Ivan Alexander Maradiaga.
Member of the label 630 Sound.
Lil Reaper by Bloody Paradox March 23, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.