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An idiotic adjective used by dumbass Penaldogs to defame the one and only GOAT of football, Lionel Andres Messi. Think Penaldo is better than the GOAT? Check this:
Messi is a better finisher than Penaldo. Yes, many Penaldo fans wont accept this but Messi has a better goal average in both prime and all-time stats.
If the Ballon d'Or was fair, both would have five. People got bored of seeing Messi's consistency every single fucking year and wanted someone else to win it in 2019.
Ronaldo has scored more penalties than Messi and Messi has given way more penalties to his teammates than Penaldo. Also, Penaldo has dived a lot and Messi almost never dives.
"Ronaldo has better skills" Messi just dribbles through the whole Real VARdrid squad without being flashy and scoring incredible solo goals.
To those who say that Penaldo owns the UCL: Messi is only one UCL behind, plus Penaldo and Real VARdrid robbed a UCL from Bayern.
Penaldogs also conveniently forget the other stuff Messi beats Penaldo at, like:
Vision, crossing, freekicks, game IQ, acceleration, agility, curl, reactions, ball control, composure, decision-making, first touch, playmaking, passing, trophies, World Cup, Ballon d'Ors, Golden Boots, La Ligas, individual awards, team play, golazos, assists, balance, nutmegs, 1v1s, G/A etc.
To the imbeciles that think Pristiano Tapinaldo dos Ghostos Crybabyveiro is better than Lionel Messi:
Get a pillow.
Lie down.
Keep fucking dreaming, cunts.
Messi is a better finisher than Penaldo. Yes, many Penaldo fans wont accept this but Messi has a better goal average in both prime and all-time stats.
If the Ballon d'Or was fair, both would have five. People got bored of seeing Messi's consistency every single fucking year and wanted someone else to win it in 2019.
Ronaldo has scored more penalties than Messi and Messi has given way more penalties to his teammates than Penaldo. Also, Penaldo has dived a lot and Messi almost never dives.
"Ronaldo has better skills" Messi just dribbles through the whole Real VARdrid squad without being flashy and scoring incredible solo goals.
To those who say that Penaldo owns the UCL: Messi is only one UCL behind, plus Penaldo and Real VARdrid robbed a UCL from Bayern.
Penaldogs also conveniently forget the other stuff Messi beats Penaldo at, like:
Vision, crossing, freekicks, game IQ, acceleration, agility, curl, reactions, ball control, composure, decision-making, first touch, playmaking, passing, trophies, World Cup, Ballon d'Ors, Golden Boots, La Ligas, individual awards, team play, golazos, assists, balance, nutmegs, 1v1s, G/A etc.
To the imbeciles that think Pristiano Tapinaldo dos Ghostos Crybabyveiro is better than Lionel Messi:
Get a pillow.
Lie down.
Keep fucking dreaming, cunts.
Brain-dead Penaldog: CR7 is the GOAT!!11!! SIUUUUUUUU!!111!1!11! Pessi is ass L!!11!!1!
Intellectuals: Shut the fuck up, dumbass bitch.
Intellectuals: Shut the fuck up, dumbass bitch.
by m o n k e b a n a n a April 4, 2023
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Person A- "Look at that peasant, walking around in dirty tracksuit pants." / "Look at that guy in dirty pants. What a peasant."
Person B- "God, yeah. What a peasant, bro."
Person B- "What a fooking pessie, bro"
Person A- "Look at that peasant, walking around in dirty tracksuit pants." / "Look at that guy in dirty pants. What a peasant."
Person B- "God, yeah. What a peasant, bro."
by Oswald FUCKING MOSLEY BRO May 6, 2019
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by BradyWasHere December 5, 2019
Get the Peets mug.Lourenco Pestana comes from a island in Portugal called Madeira, he has, represented his country in mountain biking and motocross, he studies in England in a school called Millfield, at tge school lourenco plays squash.
Lourenco hobbies are to DJ and has played in a few bars and clubs before, he has got 3 brothers and one older sister named Carlota.
Although many of Lourencos friends smoke, he keeps a lean record and stays away from tobacco and drugs.
Lourenco currently does business studies, spanish , portuguese and leisure and tourism as the 4 main GCSEs.
His best mates and Daniel Booth, Fred Walker and Nicholas Sousa, all three live in Portugal and study in England, Lourenco is doing a project based on music and hopes for it to come out on the 12/01/09.
Lourenco hobbies are to DJ and has played in a few bars and clubs before, he has got 3 brothers and one older sister named Carlota.
Although many of Lourencos friends smoke, he keeps a lean record and stays away from tobacco and drugs.
Lourenco currently does business studies, spanish , portuguese and leisure and tourism as the 4 main GCSEs.
His best mates and Daniel Booth, Fred Walker and Nicholas Sousa, all three live in Portugal and study in England, Lourenco is doing a project based on music and hopes for it to come out on the 12/01/09.
Lourenco Pestana is a good example for the mountain biking association, he was the one chosen to go the x games till he suffered a shoulder injury.
by nicholas sousa February 26, 2009
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