monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

claude monger

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis

Aye mate, quit fooling around or i'll get claude monger on you mate!!!

by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 4, 2018

Sponge monger

Sexual partner with an insatiable desire for loads of cum.

My ex-girlfriend was a total sponge monger. She would completely drain my balls at least twice a week.

by Cascooter November 21, 2025

Hobbit monger

The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!

Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.

by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019

Cheese monger

Cheese monger is a person who jokes around too much and makes people uncomfortable to be around.

He used to be cheesy, but now he's such a Cheese monger.

by Evelle1 January 10, 2019

Trash Monger

An obese humanoid who enters a grocery store only to scream about ice cream freezers that are broken and to blame all men and women of the establishment giving them the name capitalist pig men.

Hey you, trash monger leave my store go buy your delicious frozen cremes elsewhere.

by dr.mantistoboggan27 August 16, 2019