Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.

Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today

by woahah November 4, 2019

Dogspreading

The practice whereby a person walking their dog(s) on a leash allows the animal(s) to take all the space available with careless disregard for other pedestrians attempting to pass.

We kept trying to pass Maria and her dogs on the sidewalk but her dogspreading made it impossible to get by.

by American Hustler December 24, 2019

distribution dogs

A derogatory idiom for medical doctors. This refers to their relationship to drug companies.

Alas, those biomedical bullshitters are really just distribution dogs for the multinational pharmaceutical corporations.

by William Buffinger September 5, 2007

haute dogs

"those little dogs dressed in small, chic,designer duds"

"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur"

"a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner"

"a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food."

"Some pets these days are really so oo la la: getting all chic and stuff. They are haute dogs and they don't even know it."

"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur.

"Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!"

by Writah' February 24, 2009

My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.

Chad is the dogs bollocks

by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021

2 Stupid Dogs

Best cartoon show ever? Isn't that cute. BUT IT'S WRONG!

2 Stupid Dogs pales in comparsion to other great animated shows, like Samurai Pizza Cats.

by Rainsdark January 29, 2003