gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls

Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007

big black dildo

Massive floppy rubber dildo molded from the massive cock of Mandingo. Usually used in gay porn and Bro Rape. Can be found at Walmart or any family shopping centers. Usually need Lube or may cause bleeding and sever burning. Need to spray Axe body spray before using for max pleasure. Must be at least 6 years old to use or may kill you. Must keep away from cat or they may explode. In case it is in the hands of a retard shoot him in the head.

Bro1: Hey bro want to go up to my room and chill?

Bro2: ALright sure man

Bro1: Hey man get on the bed so i can shove this big black dildo into your nice hairy asshole.

Bro2: Alright man but be Gentle.

by Kelof June 11, 2008

dildo

an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

Dildo

Someone who's just embarassed themselves.

'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'

by Force Majeure December 24, 2008

dildo hat

Noun
Synonym for dickhead

What a fuckin' dildo hat!

by Mr. Farker Beans January 16, 2004

dildo

A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.

Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!

by bye.felicia April 9, 2015

Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo.

What you say to someone who is being cheap.

Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.

Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."

Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."

by Team Twat October 25, 2010