Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"
Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."
Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."
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"Did you see that poor kid in front of Troy get the old collateral wave from Brian in the dining hall?"
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