collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014

Collateral Wave

The manner in which an innocent bystander intercepts a "wave" or a greeting intended for someone immediately adjacent to them by accident and creates an awkward situation.

"Did you see that poor kid in front of Troy get the old collateral wave from Brian in the dining hall?"

by Alfred Boner III October 11, 2014

commander gamer

Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.

"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"

by itsthecrazyfangirlway October 31, 2015

CommanderPen

say something and i will write it!

whatever just use the CommanderPen!

by PandaPurple1212 December 10, 2016

clanders

A very bland person who doesn't have much of a personality much like the patriots head coach. Typically very boring and unfunny. Also most turn out to be a vampire and aren't good at video games.

"Wow he sounds like a Clanders with his monotone voice"

by Pastaboy May 28, 2016

Commander in chief

A female who has slept with a member of each branch of the military.

The new girl is trying to become the new commander in chief. She already jumped from the air force to the army guys.

by Angry persona March 2, 2017

Collaterall

When you borrow something or someone borrows something from you so you both take something from eachother and then if something happens to your object then you keep theirs and vice versa

I'm going to take your watch as a collaterall for taking my belt

by Sld30328 July 13, 2017