Go hug a cactus!

Get lost! Scram! Begone!

"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"

by Zed Numar September 19, 2021

Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

Cactus

A prickly plant that is fun to drop on people.

Ow, that cactus was dropped on me and now my head hurts.

by Jepotle/Jep March 26, 2009

Cactus Vibes

Any situation that presents a negative or unwanted vibe

Chad: Hey Emily how do you feel about getting dinner tonight

Emily : Fuck off

Chad : Wow your really giving off some cactus vibes

by CACTUSVIBES May 12, 2018

Carcus

A dead body

Oh man can you help me hide that bear carcus

by Cool.472 July 27, 2018

Cactus Jack

Cactus Jack Records is a record label founded by rapper Travis Scott. The label's current acts include Scott, Sheck Wes, Don Toliver, Luxury Tax, WondaGurl, and Scott's DJ, Chase B. The label also has its own publishing division, Cactus Jack Publishing. ITS LIT!

Im so happy Don Toliver signed with Cactus Jack

by astroxibby January 27, 2021

Bitch Cactus

Bitch Cactus; one that is often bitchy or a prick. Can be used for both male or females.

Jess: "Em pass me my juice"

Emma: "No, Fuck you"

Jess: " Stop being such a bitch Cactus and do it!"

by jacquelineKHS May 30, 2011