A System may or may not be down. Submitting an urgent ticket to fix something before you have all of the facts is Crying Chicken.
by Gears5665 April 9, 2013
Get the Crying Chicken mug.Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.
Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes
by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018
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When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep working and be productive.
When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep working and be productive.
"Dude, I need to take a day off from the news & negativity, I've been cry-working for the last week!"
by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020
Get the cry-working mug.The act of someone pretending to still look happy when he obviously hates something not turning out how he wished. Typically a smug hater triggered about something succeeding despite his obvious wishes for schadenfreude and superiority otherwise. Equivalent to the meme about Frustrated Wojak wearing a mask to hide it.
Nothing these losers can do except to cope cry with laugh reacts, lies, and irrelevant other topics they also cry about.
by zaroneon January 15, 2021
Get the cope cry mug.A Queen by role but perhaps not by blood. Queen Cry references a body double for a lizard. It might sound weird but if you come across a Queen Cry you will instantly know.
by Epic989 February 2, 2018
Get the Queen Cry mug.A man who lacks empathy like he is part robot. The only emotions the Cry-Borg is programmed to display is jealousy, anger, and sadness. The Cry Borg's jealousy causes unnecessary dramatic situations which he then becomes enraged causing him to lose something he values. The Cry Borg then weeps for himself due to his self inflicted misery.
Rec beach patron: Hey is that the Leatherback over there sobbing behind the tree trying to get his limp shrivelled beef jerky dick hard.
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
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When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep tele-working and be productive.
When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep tele-working and be productive.
by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020
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