biscuit can girl

A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.

After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscuit can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.

by Nolen2 January 29, 2008

lady biscuit

A vagina

What is that a lady biscuit?

by Insashable August 13, 2018

cum biscuit

a game where 3 or more guys jack off on a biscuit and whoever jack off last gotta eat it

nigga u 11, u aint ready fo tha cum biscuit

wanna play cum biscuit? this nigga gon be hurtin like he got his thumb twisted

by Griff July 1, 2004

BiSci-Fi

Someone who has equal love for both Star Wars AND Star Trek.

I saw an exhibitor at the Star Wars Celebration show selling autographed Star Trek stuff, he must be BiSci-Fi.

by Kevin Preece June 29, 2007

biscuit king

A biscuit king is someone who is typically running their mouth in a foul way but when he needs to cover up, he uses "biscuit" to replace his cuss words. Many people call him Michael

The biscuit king, while trying to hide his bad language, said "Mother Biscuit"

by The Duts July 22, 2014

ding biscuit

A psychotropic medication prescribed while in prison.
Lots of them going around since prisons replaced mental institutions.

Newbie's getting ding biscuits. Bring us some at chow time.

by Harmon E. January 6, 2012

Jail biscuit

likened to a cracker in jail consumed without remorse by inmates of the prison. Hence a jail buscuit is the a person who is consumed by everyone or is everyones bitch, used until there is nothing left

Suacy pow is a jail biscuit

by hytman February 12, 2013