Beefin it

Beefin it is when a tank ass (fat guy or girl)walks by and you hear there fat legs rubbing together.

Damn girl did you see that guy, he was totally beefin it...

by Cambria D.H. September 20, 2005

Beeriod

A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.

Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder

Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.

Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod

Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!

by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014

Baerista

A very attractive barista, one who goes the extra mile with that drizzle or whipped cream that has you feeling some type of way l

Baerista put extra drizzle in my caramel macchiato. I better get his number.

by doucheski September 5, 2015

Beeriod

When you spill beer on your crotch

Guy #1 (spills beer on his pants) Oh my god I just had my BEERIOD
Guy #2 ha ha pussy

by BEERPANTS December 15, 2010

beeking

when a girl with a large nose sucks your dick and at the same time the tip of her large nose rubs the top of your dick

"That bitch went down on me and gave me a beeking"

by ascoli July 14, 2008

Beering

the act of replacing an ice pack with a cold beer can.

Oh he is beering his sore hipflexer

by *Cookie-Monster* February 9, 2010

beeritated

To become irritated because of alcohol, or the lack of.

Ex1-
"So my brother said he couldn't buy us beer."
"Damnit."
"Hey, what is your problem?"
"I really wanted to get drunk tonight..."
"You sound beeritated."

or

Ex2-
"Man, I was so drunk last night."
"Yeah, you started a fight with Jim."
"Oh man, I must have been beeritated."

by 420toker69 January 28, 2009