everything bagel

1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly

Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel

by Wesker! December 12, 2007

Bagel Orgy

Three or more people fucking while eating bagels at same time. Some say its the perfect combination.

I went to a bagel orgy last night. Got sooo much sex...and some bagels. It was fucking awesome!!

by Numnum555 February 12, 2011

nigerian bagel

where a man butfucks a partner. after the asshole is loose the man then shits in his partners asshole then the man goes back and packs in his shit in his partners asshole

go nigerian bagel your girlfriend.

by Mike Honcho from PlayGirl Mag March 08, 2008

jew bagel

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker

My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!

by huskerfan4life52 October 18, 2006

war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who survived the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandparents are war bagels."

by pjiy October 22, 2008

Bagel Bitch

A man whore who sends seductive pictures of oneself doing innapropriate things with a bagel. These pictures turn many women on.

Hey did you hear about bagel bitch?

Yeah I bet he will get laid someday...

by Quackers14505 March 13, 2009

bagel bite

Chick that you would only nibble on if you were desperate, opposite of a muffin snack.

I don't want to hook up with that chick, she is a total bagel bite.

by BoJenkins Maximus III November 05, 2009