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Fratalina Wine Mixer 

A classy, formal social event between a sorority and a fraternity. Enter the world of Franzia-stained dress shirts and watch as lovely ladies slap the bag and chugg from their knees. Enjoy the evolution of the night as the croonings of Billy Joel and Elton John transform into the lyrical bliss of Sage the Gemini, Two Chainz, and VIC. Be sure to get your fill of grinding on those sexy sorority girls in their little black dresses. If you don't sweat it out now, tomorrow you'll be too hungover to clean the wine stains off of your Sperrys. But then again, who gives a shit.

Originated by the gentlemen of the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity.
We need twenty boxes of Franzia and ten liters of crappy wine for the Fratalina Wine Mixer.
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Smulled Wine 

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.
"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"
Smulled Wine by ronedealertake2 January 2, 2012
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mistletoe and wine 

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.
mistletoe and wine by benjyh December 14, 2010

goose wine

Mid-Atlantic slang for a drink of cold water.
1. The only thing that can quench my thirst is goose wine
2. Son, get me some more of that there goose wine.
goose wine by Smacky ding September 11, 2006

dutty wine 

A west indian dance where you wine and move your legs like the butterfly and twist your neck on the beat. Mostly danced on the song dutty wine by tony matterhorn
Shantrell and shaquitea wuz killin the dutty wine at the elkz last week
dutty wine by Kenedah May 24, 2006

the wine hole 

Golf term for the hole (usually the 18th hole) where the golfer with the worst score on that particular hole buys all of the post-round beverages for all the golfers in game/group. No handicaps are used on the Wine Hole and everyone is a "winner" on the Wine Hole except for the person with the worst (highest) score who is the big loser !!
Floyd made a double bogey on the Wine Hole so he has to pay for all the beer today !!
the wine hole by Little Otis May 12, 2009

church wine 

Mixed alcoholic drink. Consists of Banker's Club Vodka and cran-grape juice. Consumed by the poor, college students, and church goers.
"Hey bro, do you have anything to drink?"
"I'm all out of natty light, but I can make you a church wine."
church wine by TheRedBaron1916 February 4, 2010