Amber Turd

When you're not potty trained and take a poo on the bed instead of the toilet

Amber Turd isn't potty trained and took a big steamin' shite on the bed

by UltimateDoge November 18, 2022

turbulent

an adjective used to describe something that is crazy, cool or both.

thats pretty turbulent!!!!!

by sepoo lover April 18, 2006

turd burg

When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.

"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"

by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

King George the Turd

King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."

This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Turd

A pasty waste shaped like a log and released from the anus that usually creates a horrific smell

Chad : Oh Kiersten I could sit here with you and caress you body for hours.
Kiersten : Thanks Chad by the way did you Shit Your Pants?
Chad: Uh no it was probally Steve!
Kiersten : Why would Steve be in my apartment on a Friday night while we were cuddling?
Chad : Well you know how strong his Turds are the smell can linger for miles!
Kiersten : True that is so true about Steve!

by SlopNChop March 22, 2017

Turdblossom

Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush

"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"

by jnutting March 19, 2004

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 1, 2004