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French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 17, 2013
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Dad Toast

Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more
Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021
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Fluff toast

Fluff toast is basically another word for a vagina that has a large amount of brown pubic hairs around it giving it the fluff and the brown gives it the toast part of the word.
Guy 1: Aww man this chick i met last night had a bad fluff toast

Guy 2: Ew i hate it when that happens

Guy 3: its my fetish...
by qwer789 January 19, 2011
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Just Toast

I found him on TikTok and his channel is cool, he seems underrated though. So if anyone sees this then go subscribe to him and help him get far on his YouTube career
Person 1: I'm bored what should I watch on YouTube today?

Person 2: Mmmm I think you should go ahead and hop on this guy's channel

Person 1: Okay, what's the channel?

Person 2: The channel is called "Just Toast"

Person 1: Ouh okay I'll check him out

Hours later...

Person 2: Hey, so what ya think?!

Person 1: Sorry for the lag but ngl, he got some dope ass content 👏
by YourLesbianGf November 2, 2021
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toast well

the holes in a toaster where bread goes

(no shit!!)
don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son
by Nige C January 30, 2004
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Off Toast

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter
Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by OofLord1 October 2, 2018
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Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter
Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast
by Samurai552 October 2, 2018
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