12 year plan

Something a nerd does so that they can act "better" for planning out their education. Only used to brag

Friend: Hey Kate, How are you?
Kate: Great! Just was discussing my 12 year plan for college!

by Hydroflask May 31, 2016

God's Plan

Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.

Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."

by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019

british opium plan

The British Opium plan is a war fought between great britain and china in which it benefitted drug smugglers. However you probably arent here for that, The REAL british opium plan is Lancey Foux (real name Lance O. Omal) is a british rapper who has ties to Opium, a record label by Playboi carti.

Yo, you hear about Lancey Foux?

Yeah, the british Opium plan.

by JAIL BROKEN March 27, 2023

simple plan

A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.

Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?

by JustinLL November 10, 2006

simple plan

Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.

Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene.
Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me...
Me: Whoa, look! It's Simple Plan! *starts directing hate*
Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*

by Simon Way December 28, 2005

simple plan

major sellouts that are so catchy its sickening

simple plan are a bunch of sellouts. if you like them thats fine, but you have to admit they are what pop punk should not be.

by aaron and pat April 16, 2005

Simple Plan

A terrible pop-punk band that wants to be Nirvana by singing pseudo-depressed pop songs to ten-year-olds. They dye their hair black and feed the "Punk-Poser" and "I'm-so-goth" groups.

The reason we have all these annoying posers and such is because of the disgraceful music that escapes the walnut-sized brains and oversized mouths of annoying bands like Simple Plan.

by Lord Of The Xenophiles April 5, 2005