joseph parker

joseph parker is the best
by MrBigPenisOfEngland November 22, 2021
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George Parker

George is the georgiest George that ever Georged, he is the tallest George on the planet George where he is the leader of the race of George. If you get in George's way or are not as Georgie as a George should be, George will trample you like a Georgecake.
George Parker is the georgiest George that ever Georged.
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parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.
"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"
by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020
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People Parker

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.

People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!

People Parker: *parks right next to her*

Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
by MeTheTree December 10, 2006
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Parker Express

A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders
by ant14029 March 13, 2021
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Chloe parker

She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.
You: hey chloe, how are u?
Chloe parker : I’m fine thanks! Wanna hang out?
by Chlxe... October 03, 2020
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jamie parker

ugly,stinky wanted for stinking restaurants out a disgusting mole face
jamie parker is ugly
by thicctracer December 10, 2018
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