Caught one in the net

Like unto the Shart. When you squeeze out a fart only to discover that something more soild than gas has escaped, you have "caught one in the net".

Dude you stink! You really strained on that last fart, you better check your shorts, I think you caught one in the net!

by FIATC February 1, 2009

nom de net

Internet alias or pseudonym; like a “pen name” (“nom de plume”); similar to “nom de guerre,” “nom de web,” and “nom de blog.

For internet safety, I protect my identity by using KathMac as a “nom de net.”

by KathMac December 14, 2008

Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.

Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.

by Marrley December 30, 2008

H-Net

A shy girl that secretly turns out to be a quite unshy sexual freak in bed. Otherwise know as one fine ass catch.

Steve: Hey, you ended things with that chick.... right?
Chris: Hell no man, turns out she's H-Net all the way.

by JamisonWhoDat March 27, 2008

ass pube net

When you poop but forget to wipe, the poo dries stuck to the hairs on your butt, forming a sort of net.

My borther never wipes after going poopy. You should see his ass pube net.

by spikeboy April 19, 2004

nom de net

Internet alias or pseudonym; like a “pen name” (“nom de plume”); similar to “nom de guerre,” “nom de web,” and “nom de blog.”

For internet safety, I protect my identity by using KathMac as a “nom de net.”

by KathMac December 14, 2008

scoring on an empty net

Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.

After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.

by austin277490 January 18, 2009