Ballsack Mattress

A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.

That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.

Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.

by fredman6654 September 8, 2016

stephen mottram

Stephen Mottram is a term for a gym rat that will never get big. He will literally NEVER gain muscle.

That kid on the bench is a real Stephen Mottram

by Jim Nantz 69 May 16, 2018

sweaty mattress

Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods

omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses

omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress

by meg1235 March 27, 2019

Treacherous mutt whore

When a person betrays your goodwill and trust, they lie to your face while overwhelming evidence is placed before them, they rob you of your dignity, your faith in humanity and your precious time of which you can never get back

That Nicole emms is such a treacherous mutt whore after she fucked my best mate behind my back she nearly drove me to suicide telling me it was all in my head, but in the end her and Michael farrugia were caught out.

by Fukedoff September 18, 2019

Shack mattress

A female that works for a (crack) shack that is available for sexual encounters for anyone at anytime for any price or product trade that does not care if they are friends with girlfriend/wife most the time will do it on the cuff

Shes a dope dealer dick hopping shack mattress.

by Jillian irene April 4, 2021

mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

Slobba the Mutt

When you eat a big hairy ass

I spread those big ass cheeks and curled her toes when I performed Slobba the Mutt.

by Stephen Roche March 20, 2022