Mikey

Baller as fuck white kid who has a hoe named Hailey

Yo Mikey is baller as fuck and he's got that pretty girl Hailey on his dick

by Ballerasswhiteboy March 24, 2021

Mikey

Has the biggest dick in the Galaxie

Whoa its mikey

You mean the big dick mikey

by Xjcjcjciciciciddxcjisgay March 30, 2021

Lil Mikey

Greater than Dababy, Eminem, and anyone else who has ever rapped in the history of the world. He is the goat and will steal any girl you have.

Lil Mikey is the goat.

by John_crabo April 4, 2021

mikey

a rude, disrespectful, ungrateful, bastard, stinky face, poopee head, smelly not funny, and sucks at video games, cannot play roblox epic minecraft ps2 skate 3 minigames on fortbloxcraft2.0 at all, he is so bad, he is only 5 feet tall and likes children

there is no reason to waste time writing about anyone with the name mikey

by siixela May 2, 2021

Pulling a Mikey

Mikey is an Australian who dogged the boys every chance he got which made him the ultimate dog.

Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”

by Ozziedogdownunder July 27, 2022

national mikey day

A day to celebrate Mikey way in all his fabulousness
September 10th

Girl 1: IT'S NATIONAL MIKEY DAY!!!

girl 2: who's Mikey?

Girl 1: THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH

by Mikey way is the best July 31, 2022

Mikey Meatloaf Special

When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass

I will give you the Mikey Meatloaf Special

by Boogashay August 2, 2022