Nila Appreciation Month

April is declared Nila Salmandjee appreciation month. A month to appreciate the most beautiful, caring, and wonderful person in the whole world.

kellie: what month is it?

richad: it’s april!
nari: ew nila appreciation month
kellie: i gotta go to sprouts and buy some chocolate cupcakes

by insert pen name here April 14, 2022

National Ginger Month

During March you shall give your fellow ginger friends lucky charms every day and then give them kisses daily

I kissed my ginger bbg on the first day of National Ginger Month

by Aredian March 6, 2023

Pre-Tax-Month

The Month of January where uneducated people take out loans against their tax returns and live like kings for 2 weeks before being broke again.

Kid: "Mommy, after we buy all of these energy drinks with our food stamps, can we get a new TV?"
Mom: "of course, its Pre-Tax-Month, we'll get 2 of them!"

by Peanutbutter1 January 5, 2014

Two-Month Bump

When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.

*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!

Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!

by courtisradical December 27, 2010

World Veteran’s Month

The month of November is the month to celebrate and appreciate our soldiers

Have you not heard? Its World Veteran’s Month.

by Hasbulla June 24, 2021

KICK SAM MONTH

IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER, YOU CAN KICK SOMEONE NAMED SAM!!!

Joe: Its november!
Sam: SHIT ITS KICK SAM MONTH!!

by gayhehehehe November 3, 2019

Worst Month Ever

The same as worst day ever, but it's in usage when the entire month so far, sucks because of every small mistake you did on the day before.

I got fired two days ago, because I did a prank on April fools day. When i applied to a new job the next day, I didn't get it because I couldn't sleep the day before. Today I got banned on my favorite website for a false claim, of something that happened yesterday. Worst Month Ever so far.

by I'm funny I swear April 4, 2021