A euphemism for being warned to stop what you're doing by the police. Used when retelling stories as an inside joke in mixed company.
Mom: How was your night?
Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.
Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.
Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.
Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.
by PlutoRoman June 15, 2010

When the world’s most popular mathematical constant lured me to coin or christen no fewer than 3.14 × 10² words and phrases about her as part of a lifelong recreational math project to preach the mathematical gospel to an oft-math-anxious or semi-innumerate global community.
The “Pi Made Me Do It” sounds like a marketing slogan in the math or math education business, but its global positive impact among math educators has so far been nothing short of a miracle.
by Fasters May 29, 2023

Give me my Boomerang made from boogers or shut up before I hit you with a boomerang made from boogers
by Lone the Crusader November 5, 2020

Having an extreme intimate time together that seems to always make the phone ring.
Excellent sexual intercourse interrupted by the phone ringing.
variations: makes my phone ring, made her phone ring.
Excellent sexual intercourse interrupted by the phone ringing.
variations: makes my phone ring, made her phone ring.
by dandml September 29, 2010

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.
Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.
by Zach Drahbege January 12, 2009

Man, I was fixing to get all up in your moms snatch, then it got squashed when that bitch made player hater you call dad came home early from work.
by A1C August 21, 2006

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.
Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.
by Zach Drahbege January 12, 2009
