looby

stretched out davey jones wannabe who thinks he wants to bone a jap gal, but is really more interested in her brother!

Don't be a looby...ask the bitch out!

by dude January 12, 2004

stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005

looer

someone who isnt fun and brings the mood down. an asshole.

Friend: That girl is so ugly and no one likes her.
Me: Thats not nice. Don't be such a looer!

by Salarah November 6, 2010

Lobbelification

An immeasurable amounts of love shared by two individuals known commonly as Andrew and Joelene. Or if in general use, anyone's name works.

I lobbelification Joelene

by Joelene&Andrew April 28, 2011

spoogie loob

when u ejaculate into a persons nostrils then they re summon it by turning it into a loogie and spitting it back onto the penis as a lubricant

girl: i ran out of spit so i had to use "spoogie loob"

by holy sh*t June 28, 2010

looner

n. - crazy, as in lunatic, missing a few screws,
adj. - anyone who took the short bus to school.

n. -a rock band in los angeles

"You're a looner!"
"Looner rocks!"

by alan November 23, 2003

probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."

"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?

by writah' May 17, 2008