gear diary

An online diary that lists the gadgets or gear that you use everyday.

My gear diary contains random musings about my experiences using the iPhone.

by Steve Hughes November 24, 2007

gear-happy

One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.

"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008

by FreeTrader1 October 11, 2008

gear chair

the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.

you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.

-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty

-the gear chair kicks it

-the gear chair gets its kick it on

by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010

Gear Monkey

Airline or airplane co-pilot/first officer. Sits in the right seat.

Hi, I'm captain Ace Aviator and this is my Gear Monkey, Joe Blow.

by Hawkerdude July 8, 2012

Garth Bow

Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.

Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts

or

Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad

or

I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too

by Doctor Garthy September 12, 2013

Gearsh

Learning music gear from a local musician instead of buying it.

Aspiring Musician: "I want to learn how to play Piano, but I'm too broke to get my own piano"

Mr. Gearsh : "You don't need to buy a Piano, just gearsh it."

by Mr.Gearsh June 17, 2018

Garthson

A fucking piece of shit math teacher who hates children and probably hasn't gotten head in 12 millenia because he's a fucking bitch and did you know that he hates ethnic children as well? What a fucking bitch ass math teacher bitch

Mr. Garthson murdered 12 children in his grade 9 class because they couldn't find X in the formula, what a shithead

by GarthsonIsAFuckingDevilBitch March 10, 2019