Facort

someone who sucks at life and should go kill themselves. hippo's say facort a lot.
this was derived from the word "factory"

shut up you facort! stop being such a god dam shenezzy facort face!

by .-Z-Rex August 28, 2005

Fahcoff

Fah` coff. It is the saying of the term "fuck off" while faking a cough.

John- Dude you are such an ass.
Tim- (coughing) Fahcoff.

by Mike B. Taylor August 6, 2007

falcon fail

Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.

However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.

Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!

or

I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!

by dgfvdegtrhyjtukuk May 21, 2011

falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!

Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!

by CappaFranco April 2, 2016

Fanboy

1. (Noun) A rare species akin to fangirls but of the opposite gender.

2. (Verb) What a person of the male gender does when they get feels. E.g. flailing, squealing.

1. Liam is a huge fanboy.

2. He fanboyed so hard he could barely breath.

by Ndjcnskskvk May 13, 2016

fancake

A cream-pie performed on (in) a groupie by a band-member (most often the bassist).

Chet gave the little Blonde from the first row a fancake right after the show.

by Burritofanmaker January 25, 2019

Falcon Freaks

The falcon freaks are the most badass fan group in all of California. They can be heard and felt from a mile away and some might even call them crazy. They don’t care who their opponent is their main goal is to cause as much chaos as possible. They will do anything if it results in a River Valley win. People could only wish to be a falcon freak. Legend says some have even streaked to secure the dub. They go craziest with a YC beat down.

Did you see those falcon freaks they literally beat Yuba City themselves.

by Fuckyc August 15, 2019