pork eye

Definitely something on urban dictionary

“You want pork eye, not pink eye”
“I got the pork eye man, stay away”

by Boomer, Okay April 19, 2023

eye water

Tears

The movie had very sad ending. They was a lot of eye water!

by Tigress1000 November 19, 2016

Eye-Badooger

To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.

(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)

"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"

by Michael Stone August 31, 2007

Jesus-ey

The act of being kind, caring, benevolent

Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"

Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"

by Lt 50 December 02, 2009

Eyes of Ana

She’s always watching, she never stops.

Person 1: yo bro did you see Sammy?
Person 2: yeah the eyes of Ana need to watch her a lil closer

by Monsterenergywhore May 01, 2022

eye goals

When someone’s eyes have so much waterproof mascara that they are the “ideal” eyes. often used in reference to a photo sent on social media.

Girl: Oh Sydney, you sent me a photo of your face!
Sydney: eye goals.

by tea lesbian June 16, 2019

Lobby Eyes

having to split one's attention between a videogame and their discord friend such that the friend(s) only receive attention when idling in the menu or lobby between games.

It's only when you're in the lobby, that you pay attention to your friends; you're giving them the Lobby Eyes.

by Trylobot September 10, 2022