doink

a word exclaimed while pointing to one's groin area with both the index and middle fingers on each hand after seeing someone they would like to have sexual intercourse with.

an attractive young female walks by a group of young males, resulting in the most arrogant yet humurous young male of the group turning around to face her while gesturing and exclaiming "DOINK!".

by hillsyeah April 16, 2005

doink

To add a person to your watched user list on message boards/forums.

I doinked Ebon but he hasn't doinked me.

by Camii April 28, 2005

doinkster

A doinkster

When you jerk off until the point of orgasmo while watching your parents fuck the living life out of eachother

“What did you do lastnight?”
“Oh I hit an absolute doinkster on my laminate floors”

by Funky bastardini March 16, 2021

Doinksed

Doink- plural past tense

I hit him in the head with a football, he really got doinksed!

by HSJAANSHAHABAH November 29, 2025

dinkstaff

anyone who pisses you off

jim is a fuckin dinkstaff for doing my wife

by Jamie Brask July 30, 2005

dounksed

The act of getting one's head hit, either by yourself, or by someone else.

"I stood up in the kitchen and dounksed my head on the open cupboard door."

"I dounksed that idiot with a beer bottle."

"Daniel got dounksed by some old asian lady's purse after he tried to scare her."

by John Hollick July 2, 2008

Dwinksy

See also dank.

This Chinese delivery is dwinksy.
Those are some dwinksy fire nuggets.
Pass those dwinksy buds this way brah.

by Jeremy Luthenburg April 23, 2009