slutty cucumber

A penis. Only people from New Zealand know of this term.

Hey gurrl wanna check out my slutty cucumber?

by guydoodguy February 27, 2014

Cucu Milkshake

A milkshake made with Ice Cream and Latina Pussy. What happens is you go to a mexican ice cream store you ask for a cucu milkshake and they spread their legs over the blender and jill off, while fingering out some of the "Cucu juice" or as they call it "jugo de cucu" Then they add ice cream to it and blend it and voila! Cucu Milkshake!

Jack: Every time I go to mexico, I often go to bang the finest Latinas. MMM mmm. Psst..don't tell my wife. My favorite part about it is eating their wet pussy, and tasting the juice. Now, I want to share the juice with you! With my all new Cucu Milkshake. It's very authentic, with ice cream and fresh Latina Cucu. How you doin?

by bojzzle April 9, 2009

Cucumber Sandwich

A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.

by da bae February 21, 2015

cucumber whore

By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.

She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005

Cuckservative

A cuckservative is a conservative who is not racist, misogynistic, homophobic enough to be considered a real conservative by white supremacist internet trolls.

He's obviously a cuckservative. He can't even say n*****.

by Spacehunter November 24, 2016

cucumber

1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo

1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!

by Andrew Richardson March 15, 2003

cuckservative

The term cuckservative is a portmantau of cuckold and conservative. White Nationalists, White Ethnostate-ists, the Alt-Right and White Supremacists use the word to describe Conservative politicians and public figures that do not openly promote the primacy of White people or that defend Israel.

The idea is that these conservatives have been cuckold or spoiled by political correctness, and have abandoned the most important issue to those groups mentioned above - the advancement of the white "race" to the exclusion of any other policy.

These GOP cuckservatives aren't real conservatives because they're not conserving whites' historical place in America as the indispensable culture in our civic society.

by DwayneD November 18, 2016