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crusty nagtooth

to shove a pinecone into someones ass and throw them into a cactus
dude i gave frank a crusty nagtooth and now he is constupated
by nicest terrorist December 28, 2008
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Crusty Ripken

When a girl who is not yet wet is pleasured vaginally by a baseball bat three times in a row.
Look at that Grandma, I'd like to crusty Ripken that.
by Bensonscock December 22, 2010
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crusty baguette

When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.
Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.
by sima kram June 12, 2014
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Rusty Crusty

Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.

That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
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Crusty Goggles

When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.
When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.
by Panfro May 16, 2007
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crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.
Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.
by TwinSouth October 13, 2008
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Crusty Monkey

When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.
Monkey Trainer: Uhh-ohh, looks like we got another crusty monkey....
by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011
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