chimp

/tʃɪmp/ Noun. Portmanteau of "child" and "pimp". Derogatory word for an adult, usually a parent, who exploits a child for online views and monetary gain. Usually applied to "influencers" who lack the talent to obtain followers authentically. Examples of chimps include Abbey Lee Miller, Teri Shields, and Melissa Gisoni.

That chimp doesn't care if child-abusers have access to their children.

by I-dislike-chimps July 1, 2025

CIA Chimp Chatter

A type of provocative online discourse often initiated by a Black person that’s designed to inflame, divide, or distract rather than educate or unify. Typically centers around rage-baiting topics with no real solution or productive outcome (e.g., “Black Americans have no culture,” “White men treat Black women better,” “African vs. African-American superiority debates”). Named for its algorithmic similarity to psychological warfare tactics and racialized mockery of primal behavior, implying that these conversations are staged distractions either knowingly or unknowingly pushed by algorithmic or institutional forces (like COINTELPRO 2.0) to fracture Black solidarity.

Nigga don’t pay attention to that ‘Black men ain’t providers’ post it’s just CIA chimp chatter. That shit made to get us arguing while Zuck gets paid.

by NIGGoku July 15, 2025

Full-Chimp

An individual mindlessly aggressive in a meaningless attempt to assert dominance. Often seen trying to damage facial or genital regions of the other involved. Below average intelligence.

That person went Full-Chimp and bit off that poor dudes nuts.

by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025

Chimp chant

The term used to describe the phenomenon where black Americans get stuck in a repetitive loop of a trivial phrase when placed in a situation that mildly stresses them. The chimp chant always precedes a sudden and otherwise unexpected act of extreme violence.

Watch out y’all! Mar-quisha caught in that chimp chant again.

by NateHiggers October 19, 2025

Chimp Ripping It

The act of whacking your shit so hard, you run the risk of ripping your genitals clean off.

I was in the emergency room last night cause I was chimp ripping it. I literally chimp ripped my penis straight off my body.

by Chimp Ripper 9000 January 11, 2026

rip a chimp

80’s code word, mostly used by rock musicians on tour buses, for taking a shit.

Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl”

“Give me a minute while I go rip a chimp.”

by Pulvie March 29, 2019

4’10 chimp Cameron

If u ever find this nigga he might say he is strong but he’s not he’s going to try to wrestle if he’s on u get him off then slap the shit out of him then he might say I got asthma or ni gga

Oh shit it’s 4’10 chimp Cameron

by Black anime nigga December 19, 2019