Creditista

1. A person who balances several, high-dollar, personal credit accounts and lives an upper-middle class lifestyle despite never having cash on hand.
2. One who never has money and always "owes you one"

"Sure, Muffy and Bif live in that brand new McMansion, drive new Beemers and have two kids at Swanky U , but have you ever been to Burger King with them? They're total creditistas."

by Tylersays December 22, 2008

Credit Card Conflict

You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.

Agent: What's your credit card number, please?

You: 1234- (pause)

Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.

You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.

by ibiwisi April 10, 2010

creiton

my friend here Justin he's already taken and he's cracked at Fortnite my guy ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cool guy to play GTA with

creiton has a lot of money on gta5

by notyourdad_ December 10, 2020

third world credit card

A pistol

Hey Rizu, i wanna shoot him up
Rizu: well u might need ''a third world credit card'' for that bro, u want mine?

by Rizu 'D Gangxter' March 3, 2014

+10 social credit

what you get for farming rice for 10 hours in china

dude i just got my annual +10 social credit!!!!!!!!1!11!!11!!11!1!!1111!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so happy rn!

by thiscatisd September 12, 2022

hot enough to fuck on credit

infuriated to the point that you would fornicate with the form of payment being on credit.

Zoe ditched Bobby for Aaron and he was hot enough to fuck on credit.

by Bobbyp45 October 23, 2017

Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

Cheers fatty!

by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003