Crapaq

The way Compaq should be spelled.

Aw hell, my Crapaq just crashed again!

by IRTc_Alex September 6, 2005

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crapalog

direct mail marketing catalog. junk mail.

All I got in the mail besides bills was a crapalog.

by Jaspers August 3, 2007

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Crapatite

Much like the word "apatite" is the willingness of someone to put food inside of them, "crapatite" is the willingness of one to get food out of them.

Dude, a cockroach crawled across my ass while I was dropping the kids off at the pool and I totally lost my crapatite.

by Andrew X. Hunter November 13, 2009

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Crapachino

When you have your morning coffee while taking a morning shit on the toilet.

"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 9, 2021

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A fictional brand of soft drink marketed and branded as the "in drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 11, 2008

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