Coaster Roaster

A stoner term.

Defined as the last intake of Marijuana (usually heavy) in preparation for the expected (extended) time-period until the next intake.

Roasting yourself enough to function and coast until the next available moment, or through a hard event in which Marijuana isn't accepted.

"Let's hit a Coaster Roaster before we head to your aunt's party."

by Odd1Mind August 21, 2024

Coltergasm

One that sneaks into your life, catches you off-guard and leaves you numb from pleasure

He definitely pulled a coltergasm last weekend, and I think I'm on love!

by He_who_is_not May 21, 2024

Coltergasm

One that sneaks into your life, catches you off-guard and leaves you numb from pleasure
A combination of Cole... Poltergeist... and orgasm

Damn he is a real coltergasm!

by He_who_is_not May 23, 2024

Coulter's Rule

The media will immediately list the race of the shooter/criminal only when the shooter/criminal is white.

Coulter's Rule prevents the media from listing the race of the shooter at this time.

by Berserker Dave February 20, 2024

ROLLAR COASTER

when you snort a line of cocaine mixed with ketamine.

bust out the coke and K and lets get some rollar coasters going

by scos4ever March 24, 2008

Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.

John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.

by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010

roller coaster crying

When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.

Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"

by HannerBananers July 11, 2010