Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

Cold Smoker

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.

I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.

by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

Cold Airey

A cold Airey is when you get a clutch on warzone and accidentally crap your pants in the heat of the moment.

We were the third squad left. I was getting proper rapey with the fennec then someone merked me with a precischzy. I literally shit my boccys. It was a Cold Airey. Oops.

by Angus McPantySniffer January 15, 2023

Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 4, 2019

Cold Zobo

an intentionally false statement. In other words, a lie.

Originating from colloquial slang from Western-Africa.

Psych, even this definition is cold zobo!

P.S. it is not lol

by marvy101 September 18, 2022

Cold-Lip

When someone packs too much ice in the top of a bong so it touches your lip when you smoke.

Bro I hate how you keep packing these cold-lippers.

by Randomcom January 3, 2021