Blarphe

A strange bird type creature. It is very dark, related to the crow.

Jordan is a Blarphe

by Esme_Rosen_Cullen December 17, 2008

blarpon

when something is dry

that joke is blarpon, that dinner, Chicken is blarpon

by STC, Aka nathaniel the asian June 2, 2022

Blarps penis

Blarps penis

Blarps penis

by JM99 Official October 4, 2023

Blarpage

A BLARPAGE IS A SOUND THAT IS MADE BY PUTTING 2 FINGERS ON YOUR CHEEKS AND THEN MAKING A FART NOISE THATS WET.

I did a massive blarpage in my pants.

by BLARPAGEONSTICK February 18, 2025

Blapy

Pure happiness, Blapy's a primordial creature smiling at you from primordial time, dreaming of you. Blapy's a happiness window you look through.

"Hey, blapy just smiled at me!" "Someone really nice sent me two blapyz. It was awesome." "Wow, blapy is the cutest creature ever. He stands for happiness and everything."

by Zzizzle.com October 19, 2004

Blaph

To blog and laugh at the same time.

That blog was so funny I blaphed!

by Elizabeth Sulock December 24, 2008

blapology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.

Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blapology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.

by Selfish Mom September 14, 2009