violent asparagus

A code word used to identify fellow gay people without alarming the straights

"VIOLENT ASPARAGUS!"
"What the...?"
"NEVERMIND!"

by Alaska-Green November 16, 2017

Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

Dirty Asparagus

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez however, as referred to in Xbox party chat 5/6/2020 at 2010 hours, a dirty asparagus is when you fuck a chick with a stick of asparagus in her ass and then wipe it on her upper lip.

Hey Rover! It was cool how you gave that bitch a dirty asparagus to get rid of your asparagus pee!

by BillBobBosephus May 7, 2020

Albino Asparagus

A non-denominational, genderless, and non-binary label held by a member of ChogeHaus or it's associates.

But sir I had thought you were simply an impoverished apricot albatross? You must be mistaken ma'am, I am not effected by the worlds problems as you are. I am an Albino Asparagus!

by ChogeHaus May 13, 2021

Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

Wayn Alsarookh?

Used in several contexts, where the person asking is eagerly awaiting for something extraordinary to show up, happen or to be done.

The movie was a bit boring and slow-paced that Moayad started asking Wayn Alsaroukh? (The defining moment or plot twist)

Boys, the trip is almost done and we haven’t had a crazy experience, Wayn Alsarookh?!

by Sam Aloqaily October 10, 2021

Abu asar

Rahul is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you laugh on any occasion. He is really humble even though he should be proud of ALL of his traits.

Abu asar- Attractive person

by Anonymous122227727272 November 24, 2021