by Crack the toaster October 27, 2022
Get the Albertified mug.When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.
“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”
by Berta proud April 28, 2023
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Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.
Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip
by zuggerpest October 15, 2018
Get the Tanned Albert mug.Indecisive, a complete gentleman, kinda whipped but still sweet, the love of my life <3 Then name of the sweetest guy in the world
by BlondeGirl <3 October 27, 2011
Get the Albert mug.Is a great province. Allot of down talk is directed to it. But most of it is because of ignorance. Alberta is NOT an environmental wasteland as shown by documentary. Shut us down you sure as hell better say goodbye to your low gas prices. Most oil is brought up via Sag D plants Which are very clean.
Edmonton and Calgary are the two biggest city's both approximately a million people. Both Hate eachother for no real reason. The average household income of both is nearly $90,000. Edmonton has a world class university u of a. And what was (until a couple years ago) the biggest mall in the world. Calgary has the world renowned Calgary Stampede and is a short drive from the mountains.
People from every single province comes here for the oil. A simple labourer can make upwards of $80,000. But most if not all of it is spent on drugs, alcohol, strippers, and their trucks even though 90% of them have no use for them but are merely compensating for their small penis.
Yes there are ALLOT!! of problems with Alberta. But the stereotype of what is Alberta isnt found everywhere. If it wasnt for small portion of the population of ignorant pricks and brainless retards who work in the oil industry This province would be the envy of all.
Edmonton and Calgary are the two biggest city's both approximately a million people. Both Hate eachother for no real reason. The average household income of both is nearly $90,000. Edmonton has a world class university u of a. And what was (until a couple years ago) the biggest mall in the world. Calgary has the world renowned Calgary Stampede and is a short drive from the mountains.
People from every single province comes here for the oil. A simple labourer can make upwards of $80,000. But most if not all of it is spent on drugs, alcohol, strippers, and their trucks even though 90% of them have no use for them but are merely compensating for their small penis.
Yes there are ALLOT!! of problems with Alberta. But the stereotype of what is Alberta isnt found everywhere. If it wasnt for small portion of the population of ignorant pricks and brainless retards who work in the oil industry This province would be the envy of all.
The world opinion of Alberta: I hate Alberta!! they poison the earth!!
Said just after getting off a plain, and driving their car home which is heated by natural gas from Alberta, dressed in polyester clothing, drinking heated coffee out of a plastic mug.
Said just after getting off a plain, and driving their car home which is heated by natural gas from Alberta, dressed in polyester clothing, drinking heated coffee out of a plastic mug.
by Fishman9009 January 2, 2011
Get the Alberta mug.The type of guy that looks like a little boy and who blushes alot. He has big lips and will possibly have babies with big fat lips. He also happens to be My best friend forever. He is the best person you will ever meet, You wont regret meeting him at all. He is a very lovable person and he is absolutely cute. <3
"Aw your such an albert!"
by kaaaylaaaa. March 8, 2010
Get the Albert mug.to have albert's syndrome. to become deranged with little to no cause. to act irrationally and have explosive outbursts over minor incidents
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