Dwight Pearson

The lit-est dad anyone could ever ask for.

Wow, Dwight Pearson is SO lit.

by dmoney:) August 17, 2017

nicke persson

Only the best guy on the internet, nice, welcoming and great with girls.

Person:OI Nicke Persson can I come in and hang a little bit?
Nicke Persson:Sure you can beautiful.

by EuroBnige January 23, 2018

alex parsons

awsome dude with a big ego and dick

ur mom gay says alex parsons

by cianisafag March 7, 2018

split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.

Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons

by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019

Acea pearson

An enlarged male who has the Penis of a rat. He’s a smooth criminal with a man in his bed and likes to squirm with naked guys. There’s no telling what the heck he’s got up his butt, maybe a jackhammer, chainsaw, or even a wheel! Easy enough to say, he career for him being a male stripper, is an easy talent he has overcame in his past 14 years!

I heard that acea Pearson likes to barbecue his nipples on the pavement!

by anonymous April 1, 2019

Fabian Persson

He is the most beautiful person ever, the cutest thing alive. If you see him alone, go for it baby. Go get him girl!

Fabian Persson

by Hajsen mannen November 12, 2019