Rule #10

You don’t need anybody to be Happy.

“I need him/Her” no you don’t Rule #10

by Rxyy2x September 7, 2021

Fuckit rule

You can fuck anyone you can without feeling guilty.

"You can't fuck her, she's in the same zipcode than your girlfriend! - I don't go by those rules boy, the only valid rule is the fuckit rule"

by Pikachu123613 September 19, 2015

Rules

Like a line that has gaps in it and it's your job to find them.

Worker: dude it's the company rules, you gotta follow them.

Dude: but there isn't any sign up that said I couldn't shoot my gun around.

Worker: dude you're going to hurt someone I'm calling the cops.

Dude: bro why you gotta do me like that,it's not like I'm gonna hit anyone.

by kuzifu September 19, 2021

road rules

a)rules put in place to protect people who can't drive.
b) Rules put in place to annoy people who can drive

Damn that new 40km in streets road rule!

by Da Docta July 18, 2003

Skibidi toilet rule 34

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn out of it, so dont bother imagining skibidi toilet sex.

... You really want an example?
Skibidi toilet rule 34

by RazvanYIN December 9, 2023

Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.

Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.

by yayy1212 October 15, 2020

EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE

Out of CHICAGO a human enlightenment teacher on the SUCCESS TAPES series.

This is a human attribute.

This was said as this quote I heard a long time ago in 1988 and that is the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, " we seldom regret what we have done in our LIVES but we do regret what we have not done".

This a genius of his time the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, we are seldom ever SORRY for anything as it just is not possible too much in the SPITE built into the human brain or you may say "SPIDER = SPITER = EAT SHIT!!!!

by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 14, 2021