Rulered 

When a girl inserts a wooden ruler into her vagina to gauge the depth from the wetness of the wood

Jen rulered herself to make sure she could take enough of him

Rulered by BrettKavanaugh November 22, 2018

Rumered Up 

When a woman is on that time of the month, pudgy, bloated, slept too much, or just retaining water.

Reference of Bruce Willis daughter, Rumer Willis, being that she has a pudgy face.

1. I feel all Rumered Up, I'm on that time of the month.
2. I haven't gone to the bathroom in a few days, and I'm all Rumered Up

Rumered Up by texangurly November 19, 2010

Rumered Up 

When a woman is in her period, bloated, pudgy or her body doesn't look as fat as her face.

In reference to Bruce Willis' daughter, Rumer Willis that her body is thin but her chin and face are super big, and looks like she is retaining water.

Gf -I feel all rumered up Bf - Are you on your period?
Gf - No I just haven't gone to the bathroom for a few days.

I need to get off the salty snacks for a while, im all rumered up now!

Rumered Up by texangurly November 19, 2010