dick drill

The most powerful mining drill on the planet of Earth

Guy 1: *wipes forehead* Phew! This mining sure is hard work!

Guy 2: *whips out dick drill* VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

dick drill by Tedu53 December 16, 2008

dick spammer 

someone who talks shit over the internet and you will never see them

guy 1: " i'll beat your ass".

guy 2: " dude your such a dick spammer, shut up"

dick spammer by nightmare892 December 26, 2008

dick-on-a-stick 

a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.

tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!

dick-on-a-stick by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.

Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.

Dick Dodge by AcalaRae March 8, 2009

Dick Crush 

When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.

"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."

"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."

Dick Crush by SIDthug September 26, 2009

dick chugger 

n. a term for a person who frequently partakes in the act of consuming sperm

1. Man she looks like a serious dick chugger in that miniskirt.

2. Damn, that girl I brought home last night was a real dick chugger.

dick chugger by dickchugger06 November 22, 2009

Dick Shock 

Dick Shock occurs when your boxer shorts build up static electricity over the course of the day. The boxers, the zipper of your pants, and the head of your penis all align at once and you get a very nasty shock just like when you rub your socks on the carpet and touch a door knob.

Tony was at work all day long and when he finally sat down he winced in pain from the dick shock

Dick Shock by KumbakaShroomppl November 26, 2009