Dick-Tug 

1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.

2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.

Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.

Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"

Dick-Tug by PseudoChris May 10, 2014

Maintenance tug 

Quick handjob for maintenace purposes

I gave him a quick maintenance tug so he would quit trying to fuck me.

Maintenance tug by Wordperv April 27, 2016

taco tug 

A taco tug...getting a handjob by a day laborer in the home depot parking lot.

jaun forgot his leaf blower today so he had to give taco tugs behind home depot today.

taco tug by toyotafj62 August 8, 2016

comfort tug 

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

comfort tug by M1khale June 10, 2016

Frozen Tug 

Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer

There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.

Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!

Frozen Tug by Violentwookie June 24, 2016

Angry tug 

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

Angry tug by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

Snuggle Tug 

When you and your significant other are snuggling under a blanket on the couch and you receive hand relief whilst continuing to pay attention to what's on TV. No words are spoken.

Jenny was so dedicated to finding out what was happening next on GOT but also wanted to keep her man happy so she gave him a snuggle tug to kill two birds with one stone.

Snuggle Tug by Clownshoe McGee August 2, 2018