Definitions by M1khale

comfort tug 

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

comfort tug by M1khale June 10, 2016

sorrow fap 

When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.

The best lube to improve your mood!

I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.

sorrow fap by M1khale June 10, 2016

bean dip lip

When you stick your finger in your butt after a shart and then swipe your finger across someone's lip unexpectedly

I gave Mark a bean dip lip because he was asleep!

bean dip lip by M1khale May 25, 2016

monthly vaginal discharge 

That time of the month where your girls vagina vomits a blood sacrifice to the pagan gods

Man, Rene's got that monthly vaginal discharge

monthly vaginal discharge by M1khale January 17, 2016

french soup 

Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again

James ate that girls french soup till he was anorexic

french soup by M1khale October 6, 2015