Sponch

Punching a female in the lady parts. Otherwise known as snatch punching

Jordan just sponched Kayleigh

by SwiTch 1911 May 31, 2011

Spooch

The female genitalia

My cat licked her spooch

by Rob December 10, 2003

Slotch

Synonym for pussy, snatch, twat etc.

Damn, would'nt mind checking out her slotch

by Ross September 8, 2004

Spatch

a morph between the words "spot" and "patch"

Spatch: an indecisive way of saying spot and patch at the same time.

by maydaycincodimayo May 30, 2011

spatch

A never-ending game between an ever-growing group of friends. It has no set rules and can never fully be explained. The basic premise is that one player, designated as The Spatch, must "spatch" another player by throwing a designated Spatcher while the player has his head turned. The Spatch must psyche out th eplayer he is attempting to spatch. For example, The Spatch would say to someonehe wants to spatch: "Hey John, could you grab that CD from over there?" John would turn around to look at the desk where a CD would be and instinctively ask "what cd?" Before he has the oppurtunity to think about the situation and realize he is about to be spatched, The Spatch would throw the spatcher at his victims head, thus making him The Spatch. Any person can become a part of The Spatch Coalition at any time, with or without prior consent. If one is spatched, he has no choice but to assume the role of The Spatch and carry out his duty. Unlike other similar games, it is okay to spatch the person who spatched, as long as one can legitimatly pysche him out. Attempting an illegal spatch can result in several types of retribution, to be determined by the players who are present to witness it. Illegal spatches may include,but are not limited to, saying someone's name and proceding to throw the spatch directly at his face as he looks up, spatching with any item other than the spatcher that was previously agreed upon, or spatching someone who is under the influence of any substance.

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

scotch

Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.

"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.

by John July 14, 2003

sputch

A comix noise, usually associated with a bloody body hitting a wall, window or floor. Describes any sudden, wet, gross noise in a comic.

(Villain rips spleen from hero's body and flings it across the room. It hits the window, going) SPUTCH!

by melicia April 10, 2004