To Sponch is to turn up to a house unannounced and clapped out, order enormous quantities of various foods on a food delivery service, consume throughout the day and then vanish. Leaving behind a trail of destruction including, but not limited to, dirty dishes, garbage and horror.
"Did you see Fenny on the weekend?" "yeah he Sponched everywhere."
"F*ck me what a Giant Sponch."
"God damn Sponch"
"F*ck me what a Giant Sponch."
"God damn Sponch"
by Sponchlord July 14, 2020
by SwiTch 1911 May 06, 2011
A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.
Also see Whiskey dick
Also see Whiskey dick
ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."
ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."
ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."
by mssmellymelly September 09, 2009
by Crust_bucket_ January 16, 2018
Man 1: "Dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally "X"ed by sponch."
Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..."
Man 2: "Man, I get that every night..."
by JBles September 14, 2007
A shortbread cookie topped with four marshmallows, two pink and two white, with shredded coconut, and often found with a squirt of jelly on top, and, occasionally, sprinkles. Sponch originates in Mexico and is manufactured by Marinela Bakeries. It is an all-purpose food, with for a wide variety of uses. It's quite versatile; it's a verb, a noun, and an adjective.
Ric: How was the soccer game?
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!
"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"
Neida: It was awesome! We smeared sponch all over them!
"Will you pick up some sponch while you're out?"
by ricstew January 06, 2008
(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.
(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior
(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior
Friend of Sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!
Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?
Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public?
Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?
Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public?
by Ben Bookworm December 10, 2006