nones

no, I don't want to

1st person) You think that girl is hot?
2nd person) Nones on her homie

by Jenna April 10, 2003

comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017

nomesses

a male, useally a father figure in his mid 40's whos main hobbies include mowing the lawn, driving his 97' taurus to and fro the post office where he mantains his steady job of a mail carrier. also, he enjoys making up reasons to yell and/or scream at his kids. most commonly used reasons are music being too loud, MESSES of any sort, not helping out around the house, not having money for gas, etc. generally, having another male figure living next door by the name of scooter that fucks up the walls in the daughter figures bedroom.

boy 1: omg, last night i left the mayonaise out in the kitchen.
boy 2: hopefully, your dad dosent pull a nomesses!

by jenni:) June 19, 2008

nope

Not dope. Detestable, negligible, lame

He thought he was dope but was more like nope.

by MUDMAN March 7, 2016

Nosespum

When your cum comes out her nostrils

I was balls deep in her mouth when I blew my load then she was gagging and blowing nosespum

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

you get nones

the act of doing something for which people will think less of you

note;not pronounced no+nes but none+s

-i ate the last piece of cake

-ahhh you get nones for dat! NONES!!

by clinton lopez April 14, 2008

Ghost Notes

Money. Given the name due to the faces of dead people on the bills.

I'm almost broke... I only have 2 ghost notes left.

by Ms Phat Booty June 9, 2009