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Math Problems

Another Synonym for having sex; as the poem goes:
"Add the Bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
Then Multiple"
We can apply the Phrase "Lets go do some Math Problems" when wanting to have sex with your Partner.
Guy- Babe, lets go do some math problems
Girl- Im sorry honey, im not in the mood to divide today
by The ShadowX January 16, 2011
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math

Short for mathematics - the logical study of quantity (numbers) and abstract structure (geometry), their operations, properties, applications, and how they all interrelate.

Aside from its incredible value in real-world applications (science, engineering, business, etc.), mathematics is also taught in schools because it's the best system to demonstrate and strengthen the vital concepts of deductive reasoning, objectivity, and abstract thinking.

People who are quick to say they hate math are typically those who had horrible math teachers/curricula in school, and never grasped the basic underlying concepts of math. Other reasons for an individual's poor math skills might include having a short attention span, no confidence to question what isn't understood, and the simple reinforcement by peers that it's OK to remain bad at math. But like a sonet or a piece of sheet music, mathematics reveals its beauty to those who speak its language.
"Math sucks!"
"No, YOU just suck at doing it."
by Bill M. July 27, 2004
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Math

1. Another way to make us feel like total idiots.
2. A subject we all have to learn in school even though we don't need to use most of it in our life.
1.
Teacher: More math.
Students: I don't know shit..

2.

Teacher: Give me the sine and cosine and tangent of blah blah blah.
Students: WTF?!
by .unknown.unknown. February 28, 2010
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math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems
that stoner is a math textbook
by laura May 25, 2004
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cigarette math

The arithmetic performed when computing how many cigarettes one has left, in relation to the intervals between smoking. Generally used to determine when one will need to acquire more cigarettes, or if one can afford to give a cigarette away.
Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you?"
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."
by Charlie Cochran February 21, 2009
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fuzzy math

Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.
Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.

Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.
by Byrd July 20, 2004
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Math

The only thing in this world that is certain.

Math will always be there for you. 2+2 will always =4. It’s always the same.
Math is the only thing I can trust. Math is the only thing that will be there for me.
Math is the only thing that’s there for me.
by magicsnowman29 July 3, 2018
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